are you from tennessee? because you’re the only
Anonymous: Why do you want to be a comedian?
the free stool with a glass of water on it
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit