fuckyeah1990s:

"The Big Comfy Couch" Halloween Costumes
broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

Nice.

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

posted 4 minutes ago with 244,805 notes

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

posted 5 minutes ago with 321,317 notes

terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top
broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

Nice.
"Every American high school student has been arrested for discussing their PSAT tests when they explicitly stated in illegibile cursive they promised not to."
CNN tomorrow morning, probably (via metrotextual)

posted 6 minutes ago with 11,531 notes

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

posted 6 minutes ago with 397,496 notes

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

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posted 6 hours ago with 202,199 notes

sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

posted 6 hours ago with 297,621 notes

beyonslayed:

like when an ugly nigga tell you you cute you gotta wonder if you ugly and that an ugly nigga think you within his ugly ass league 

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posted 6 hours ago with 14,893 notes

asparagays:

today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down

posted 6 hours ago with 170,142 notes