dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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posted 10 minutes ago with 112,124 notes

Anonymous: Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

Same

posted 10 minutes ago with 17,046 notes

foodhumor:

omg

TRUCE
awwww-cute:

Hey guys, does anyone know the address?

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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posted 13 minutes ago with 85,540 notes

wetmyplants:

iT TOOK ME LIKE THREE MINUTES TO REMEMBER WHAT THAT BOARD GAME WAS AND NOW I’M SCREAMING
isolated-roots:

Rip


But how
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

posted 16 minutes ago with 719,029 notes